Saturday, December 12, 2020

No Nonsense Review: Juiced 2: Hot Import Nights PSP


A greatly improved version over the original title. More responsive controls, better graphics, and nicer cars. Just wanted to say Drift Racing.

Overall score 7/ 10

 

Monday, December 7, 2020

Fair Price for PSP Porn Titles

As strange as it sounds when it comes to PSP porn titles, it's a seller's market. The reasons behind this is simple. Few titles, limited market back in the day. Plus the fact there were only available in places that sold porn. Even then places that cared to sell such a unique item. Take here in the US, we got 2 titles, Casey The Co-ed. I have only ever seen this title listed twice on Ebay , selling for $9 and $90. That is no mistake, 2 prices $80 apart. Although you can get a DVD of Casey for around $10. I know of at least 15 released in Europe. Bouncy and even a teaser video called Dream Models.  As for Japan, I hear from collectors that they are fairly easy to find on Japanese sites. But even then they can be expensive. I am uncertain on how many tiles were released in Japan.

Mainly imports, and even then who actually has one. It would be safe to say finding a rare import PSP game is easy to find in comparison . Or that Adults Only content Playboy had available to it's subscribers for the PSP. Although I have heard of some seeing them, no confirmed case of actual ownership.  In other words hard to find, and according to collectors not impossible to find. 

All I can say is good luck to anyone wishing to start a PSP porn collection. 

UPDATE

From other PSP collectors I got an update about Playboy and it's PSP content

No mystery, they did one promotional release for their paid service with the contents you mentioned (all of them SFW), and everything behind the paywall was just a downscaled version of the normal online content.

Friday, December 4, 2020

Pornographic PSP Videos in Japan

 As originally posted on IGN


Our Japanese correspondent warned us that this news was on the way after hearing reports of interest on this side of the business, but it's absolutely official now: Japanese adult video producers will be releasing UMD Video erotica for play on PlayStation Portable. The first company to get the PSP all hot and bothered has already announced five titles for Japan, with more to come.

GLAY'z's official website is currently listing five titles for release in Japan this July on the PSP's video format (and no, we won't pass you the link to that site. All five discs will feature explicit content -- these aren't the softcore AV Idol releases you might expect being released for play on a videogame machine -- and most are uncensored. Titles announced so far include four featuring perhaps-known Japanese porno queens (we won't personally cop to knowing who these starlets are), with the fifth being part of an ongoing series of tapes from the GLAY'z hunting hounds, focusing on certain perversions that can only be summed up by the icky, icky subtitle of the disc: "Premature flesh is the area which became wet hotly."

The full title spread includes the following UMD Video discs scheduled for release in Japan (and nowhere else) so far:


July 8: The Nurse of a Big Breast - Mitsu Amai (3800 yen, uncensored)


Summary:
A UMD Video disc release of the Japanese erotic video release. The material on this UMD is obviously NOT intended for anybody other than mature audiences seeking adult entertainment. Each GLAY'z UMD Video title features approximately two hours of video. The Nurse of a Big Breast features starlet Mitsu Amai -- for more info on this particular title, read the title, look at the cover art, close your eyes, and imagine. Enjoy responsibly. This UMD Video is not a playable game, but instead a portable, widescreen-version of the erotic video. *Despite early reports from some news outlets, this disc is region coded, and will only play on Japanese systems.


July 8: Goku Hong - Riko Tachibana (3800 yen)

July 8: High Grade Class First Soap Lady - Anna Kaneshiro (2800 yen)



July 22: Loli Nanpa 5 (3800 yen, uncensored)

July 22: Erotic Terrorist Beautiful Body - NOA (2800 yen, uncensored)


These dirty discs are officially marked with a Region 2 code for Japanese playback only, making import (unless you also have a Japanese PSP) a fruitless effort. However, while we have not been able to verify this, there have been reports that these discs will not have region restrictions -- we'll get right on that to track down further details ... if you're interested.







Why, might you ask, would Sony Computer Entertainment allow this kind of material for play on its handheld videogame system? Well, for one, Japan is a lot more lenient with allowing adult content to be marketed in ways that American audiences would force SCE's doors shut over (although there have not been official releases with content this extreme carrying an official Seal of Approval, there is a long history of "adult-oriented" videogame releases on major consoles ... in fact, some major publishers have perverted skeletons in their closet with Japanese 'hentai' releases.) Beyond that, the UMD Video format is one that Sony has opened up to all media producers, keeping only the PSP's UMD Game format entirely under lock-and-key. Opening up the format has invited nearly every major publisher in the movie industry (as we reported last week in our article, Coming Soon To UMD: Every Movie Ever Made, Warner Bros. is the only major hold-out in America), as well as indie producers (including smaller houses like Lion's Gate), specialty producers (including anime producer Geneon and music producer Eagle Rock), and now erotic adult entertainment producers.

If the selection of titles at GLAY'z doesn't stroke your interest (and we're REALLY hoping that's the case for one of those titles in particular) but you are in the market for adult entertainment for play on your PSP, keep your fires burning -- this is likely the first of a slew of Japanese AV releases from various publishers sure to hit the system in due time. We're not sure when or if American adult video producers will get in on the act -- although Hugh Hefner is already ahead of the game with its PlayBoy Station Portable PSP service -- so stay tuned for more details.

Friday, November 27, 2020

GT PSP DLC Is Just Not There Despite What Some Sites Say

 I step aside from my usual posts for something that has been driving me crazy ever since I first heard of "Connectivity" between the PSP and the PS2. I will admit it took me longer than I hoped and more downloads that I like to admit before I could out the truth. 

That there are only 8 PS2 / PSP games with this feature and none of them include GT on ANYTHING!!! 

I say ANYTHING because it was doing research for my post that I discovered possible PS3 connectivity with GT5. Let me set the record straight no connectivity, no GT PSP DLC period. I checked both GT5 XL Edition and GT Prologue. Both are excellent racing games but no connectivity and especially not with the PSP. Despite what some might say, it's in the game menus, often hidden, but if it is there it's very clear. 

So please do not insist something is there unless you have rock solid proof like a screenshot.

No Nonsense Review: Neopets PetPet Adventures The Land of Wishing PSP


This one requires a gameplay video


It's a very unusual RPG although can be fun, it can also be tedious at times.

Overall score 6/10


 

Saturday, November 21, 2020

No Nonsense Review: Petz Hamsterz Bunch PSP


I guess it's a ok Petz game, if your in to such a thing. But my real problem was that I was unsure what to do. The game gives you zero clues and what little I played it, as I really wasn't into the game. I could not figure out what to do until I check out a YouTube playthrough video.

In short if your really into these kind of games get it, not avoid. 

 

Saturday, October 31, 2020

Super Mario 64 Ported to Vita, PSP, PS2, PS3 and PS4!


Yes, you read right... Super Mario 64 has been ported to the Vita, PSP, PS2, PS3 and PS4 (not to be confused with emulated)! You will need to build your own copy of the game using your own legitimately obtained N64 Rom.Super Mario 64 is arguably one of the greatest video games of all time, and certainly one of the most significant releases of it's time. Personally, I remember having my parents drop me off at Toys 'R' Us for hours at a time, just so that I could sample a little of this incredible 3D platformer on the demo-kiosk before it was officially released to the public. I will never forget when Babbage's called me three days prior to the release of the Nintendo 64, and said I could come pick up my console and copy of Super Mario 64 that day. I spent countless hours mastering the controls, obtaining all 120 stars, and just enjoying the beautifully created worlds.

Fast forward 24 years later, and the game is still getting lots of attention; both from Nintendo with the rumored release of Super Mario 64 for the Nintendo Switch (which I will definitely be purchasing day one, and seeing if I can jump to top of the castle with 0 stars), and also from the underground scene communities. As many of you probably already know, developers have been hard at work reverse engineering the game to create a de-complied source code, which led to the recent release of the PC port of Super Mario 64. And now thanks to the advancements of the various PlayStation scenes, we now have a ports playable on PS Vita, PS TV, PSP, PS2, PS3 and PS4.


You might ask yourself, "Why would I care about a port of a game I can already play through an emulator?" Well, for starters, being a port there is a much more room for upgrades and modifications. For example, there has already been a release of Super Luigi 64 to the Vita, which replaces Mario with a developer created Luigi model as well as changes the text in various scenes, so you can now enjoy the whole game as the other brother. And this is just the beginning... who knows what else we will see in the future.

As for other ports coming soon, we will have to wait and see what time brings us. Now there is a port playable on every PlayStation console with the exception of the PS1. There is just no telling where this game will pop up next. We have already seen the game popping up on MS-DOS, Android, Dreamcast and even Xbox.

Thursday, October 29, 2020

No Nonsense Review: Warriors Orochi PSP


Ever come across a game that is both good and bad at the exact same time? Warriors Ocochi is it. Yes the game does have problems bad acting, bad script, repetitive everything. But it's also fun, and none of the battles seem overwhelming. 

Overall score 6/ 10

 

Sunday, October 18, 2020

No Nonsense Review: NFL Street 2 Unleashed PSP


Okay I am not big in to sports games but it does look good. So I am offering a 2nd opinion.


Good game, knowledge of the sports helps.

7 out of 10



 

PSVita Style CTF Theme V1.2x for TN-V & PSP


                                                              You can find it HERE
 

Thursday, October 8, 2020

Saturday, October 3, 2020

Saturday, September 26, 2020

No Nonsense Review: Rush PSP


You know what is simply terrible? Rush and there is nothing good about this game. Controls: Horrible, Graphics: Bad, the only redeeming quality is the music. Otherwise this is not even worth a download. AVOID this game at all cost!!!

Overall score ZERO

 

Thursday, September 24, 2020

No Nonsense Review: Pixel Junk Monsters Deluxe PSP


Nothing more than a tower defense game, that is just as good as most mobile games.

Overall score 8 / 10

 

Saturday, September 19, 2020

No Nonsense Review: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End PSP


 

                                         The best Pirates of the Caribbean game I have ever played.

                                                                    Overall score 8/ 10

Tuesday, September 8, 2020

No Nonsense Review: Resistance Retribution PSP


So a game on the PSP it does have terrific graphics and gameplay

Overall score 8/ 10

 

Wednesday, September 2, 2020

Complete List of PS2 Games with PSP Connectivity

 Disclaimer: These are the ones I have found out and tested, as of this posting I do not know of others

List of PS2 Games with PSP Connectivity


            PS2                                   PSP                                                               Feature


ATV Offroad Fury 4           ATV Offroad Fury Pro                                  Unlocks tracks


               Crash Tag Team Racing                                                     Unlocks tracks and vehicles


Jax X (Combat Racing)             Daxter 

Daxter Secrets

Connect Daxter to Jak X Combat Racing for the PS2 and you can unlock the option to toggle whether or not Daxter wears his goggles over his eyes.

Jax X Secrets

Daxter(PSP) Racers

Connect your PSP with the Daxter game to the PS2 and you get

Kaeden Scan for Secrets in Secrets Shop
Osmo Scan for Secrets in Secrets Shop
Taryn Scan for Secrets in Secrets Shop
Ximon Scan for Secrets in Secrets Shop

Daxtermobile

You’ll unlock the Daxtermobile in Jak X: Combat Racing


               Madden NFL 06                                        Transfer game save


Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater                Metal Gear Acid        Unlocks cards and camouflage patterns


                               Outrun 2006: Coast to Coast                         Transfer game save


                  Super Monkey Ball Adventure                                  Transfer game save


               WWE SmackDown vs Raw 2006                 Transfer game save and Unlocks Jake Roberts on PS2


Saturday, August 29, 2020

No Nonsense Review: Pursuit Force PSP


A very fun action game that is pure non stop fun.

Overall score a very solid 10 

 

Friday, August 28, 2020

PSP Network Utility Disc


 

This UMD was released only in China and South Korea for use of on demand services when the PSP launched there, and is quite rare because of this. Be aware that it will not work outside of Korea or China, but is still a rare UMD, perfect for collectors.

Wednesday, August 26, 2020

PS2 Games with PSP Connectivity Part 3

 Ever curious I went to great lengths to double check the following:

Games with Connectivity

Crash Team Racing PS2 and PSP

Unlocks exclusive tracks and vehicles 

Madden NFL 06 PS2 and PSP

Save Data Swap

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater PS2 with Metal Gear Acid PSP

Unlocks cards and camouflage

Outrun 2006: Coast 2 Coast PS2 and PSP

Transfer Game Save

Super Monkey Ball Adventure PS2 and PSP

Save Data Swap

PS2 Games that are rumored to have compatibility but don't

Formula One 2006

Micro Machines V4

Last Minute addition

WWE: SvsR 2006 and you could trade created wrestlers with the ps2



Saturday, August 22, 2020

Saints Row Undercover Unreleased PSP Game

 

Sometime back Unseen64.net wrote an article on an unreleased PSP game Saints Row Undercover and that can be found HERE

But since then they have posted links to where this title can be found. Although it may take more than 1 attempt to get this working according to the comments LINK TO DOWNLOAD

Saturday, August 15, 2020

No Nonsense Review: World Championship Poker All In PSP


Ever play a game that was good but just misses the mark, I am sorry to say World Championship Poker All In, is that and more. First of all, the graphics even for a poker game miss the mark, in other words they look the same as a poor mobile app. Second, possibly the worst problem with this game, unless you are the luckiest player in the world. You will always be dealt a bad hand. In 10 tries the best I got was 2 pairs, and changing cards only made me loose faster.

Therefore the only score I can give this game is 5/ 10
 

Tuesday, August 11, 2020

No Nonsense Review: World Soccer: Winning Eleven 9 PSP

First of all it's World Soccer: Winning Eleven 9 or Pro Evolution Soccer 5 depending where you live.



Seldom do I come across a good soccer game, let alone a near perfect one. But this game is it. Perfect for the soccer fan, if you somehow screw up it's your own fault, no problem with the game it's perfect.

Overall Score a very solid 10

Friday, August 7, 2020

No Nonsense Review: Race Driver 2006


Although a very excellent racing game, it does have one major issue. If you drive off a very narrow track this game uses, you will always slow down and spin out. You will also lose control of your car until it stops. 

Overall score 6/ 10
 

Wednesday, August 5, 2020

PSPs and Water Don't Mix

I had this really dumb accident and 4 of my PSPs got soaked in water 2 model 1000, 1 model 2000 and the one I got new at the time my 3000. Let us say it involved a water bottle and a plastic container which holds my handhelds and has since moved into a safer location. This all happened a month ago, to make things very clear. 

Call this The Handheld that could, the 3000 worked as soon as it was dry zero issue, the 2000 though had issues before this and the water killed it. Now the 1000s were different. One as soon it was dry worked perfectly, the other I had issues with namely no sound with the external speakers, and games not booting. Now a month to the very day of the accident, games are booting once again, but still the speakers. Advise I got on Reddit suggests replacing them, me I am just happy they work again. 

Monday, August 3, 2020

No Nonsense Review: Steel Horizon PSP


Yet another game that could easily appear on a mobile device. This is a fairly easy strategy game, move your ships and destroy the enemy. I love how it actually allows you to fire.

Overall score 7/10

Thursday, July 30, 2020

No Nonsense Review: Super Collapse 3 PSP


Watch this video



It's the same graphics as one of those free mobile game and plays just as well.

Overall score 4/ 10

Friday, July 24, 2020

No Nonsense Review: Football Manager Handheld PSP


For this review it requires a video



If you seen the video you know why I posted it, after playing this, it's for Soccer / Football fans who like to be in total control of their team. I assure you everything in this video is quite true and you can now see why I have not given my opinion yet. 

Let's say if after seeing the video you want it, get it, otherwise avoid it.

Tuesday, July 14, 2020

No Nonsense Review: Need For Speed Undercover PSP


100% pure fun, one of the best Need for Speed games that I ever played.

Overall score a very solid 10

Sunday, July 12, 2020

No Nonsense Review: The Secret Saturdays: Beasts of the 5th Sun PSP


i am very well aware this game has gotten good reviews, but as far as I am concerned it starts out slow and gets better as you go deeper into the game. 

Overall score 8/ 10

Sunday, July 5, 2020

No Nonsense Review: Rocky Balboa PSP


Despite what some have said, it's not a terrible game. In fact there are far worse boxing games than Rocky Balboa. In fact, the only fault I found with the game is actually it's controls. It seems to me no matter which button you press you get the same blows. Besides that it's an average run of the mill boxing game.

Incredibly Average 7/10

Thursday, July 2, 2020

No Nonsense Review: Reel Fishing: The Great Outdoor


A fishing game for those who love fishing, as to the rest of us. Avoid this at all costs, not even worth a download.

                                                                 Overall score 2/10

Tuesday, June 30, 2020

No Nonsense Review: TMNT PSP


Some might be happy that there was a TMNT game on the PSP, but what we got was a so-so game at best. Combat requires no skill, and it's short, it only takes about 2 hours to complete. In other words, overall average.

Overall score 6/ 10

Monday, June 15, 2020

No Nonsense Review: R Type Command PSP




Usually I don't do this but this game sucks!!!

Gameplay and another opinion



It sucks!!!

Thursday, June 11, 2020

Tuesday, June 9, 2020

No Nonsense Review: ProStroke Golf: World Tour 2007


This is the only Pro Stroke Golf game to ever appear on the PSP and I very quickly discovered why. The game has zero information in the menu about controls, which means the 1st time I played this game I had to figure out how to hit the ball and who wants to do that. Overall the game gives you plenty of options...but really once I figured out "How to Play" it was mediocre at best. There are much better golf games out there.

Overall score 3/10

Wednesday, May 20, 2020

Massive PSP Theme Collection Found

I was on Reddit recently when I found THIS COLLECTION of 101 PSP themes. It has always been my policy to share when I can.

Monday, May 18, 2020

No Nonsense Review: N+ PSP




N+ is a challenge/ puzzle game that is truly not for everyone as the following video proves.


If you like what you see, try it, and believe me it's harder than it looks. Otherwise AVOID.

Overall score 6/ 10



Monday, May 11, 2020

No Nonsense Review: Shrek Smash N'Crash Racing PSP


Literally one of the worst Mario Kart clones it has been my displeasure to play.

Overall score 2/10

Saturday, May 9, 2020

No Nonsense Review: Ridge Racer 2 PSP


A very perfect racer, excellent graphics, great controls.

A very solid 10

Wednesday, April 29, 2020

No Nonsense Review: Surf's Up PSP


Surf's Up is one of my favorite animated films and certainly the best surfing film I have ever seen. But THIS GAME a piss poor racing game, why they thought a racing game over a surfing game I will never know.

                                                     Overall score 4/ 10


Monday, April 27, 2020

No Nonsense Review: Pocket Racers PSP


A very surprising average racer, with excellent controls.

Overall score 7/10

Friday, April 24, 2020

No Nonsense Review: Peter Jackson's King Kong PSP


Literally one of the worse games I ever played and the reason being is the horrible controls. I kept dying on the very 1st enemy.

My score Absolute Zero

Thursday, April 16, 2020

No Nonsense Review: Power Stone Collection PSP


Literally one of the best fighters I have ever played.

Overall score a very solid 10

Wednesday, April 15, 2020

No Nonsense Review: Phineas and Ferb Across the 2nd Dimension PSP


To start I heard a lot of bad things about this game, which is the main reason I never tried it until now. You know what it's not terrible, yes it's super easy, but it's fun.

Overall Score 8/10

Friday, April 10, 2020

No Nonsense Review: Over The Hedge: Hammy Goes Nuts PSP


No wonder this game has gotten so many mixed reviews, is very average and disappointing at the same time. Up to now my only experience with Over The Hedge games was on the PS2, and that was a better game than this.

Overall score 5/ 10

Sunday, April 5, 2020

No Nonsense Review: Micro Machines V4 PSP


In the huge world of racing titles you get everything from Gran Prix 2600 to the Gran Turismo series and others. So where does Micro Machines V4 fall? It's not terrible just okay, you race a block calling itself a car against another block. 

Overall score 6/10 very average 

Wednesday, March 11, 2020

No Nonsense Review: Pac Man World Rally PSP


You know for a Mario Kart clone, Pac Man World Rally is exceptional. I put it on the same level as Mario Kart 7. The racing intense, the power up are interesting and the challenge is worthy of any really good racing game let alone for a Mario Kart Clone.

                     A very solid 10, literally one of the best racing games I have ever played.

Wednesday, January 22, 2020

The Ultimate UMD Video Guide Does Exist

A very special thanks to umd_movieca on Instagram for the photos. They have this HUGE collection of nearly 1,000 UMDs. Really I didn't know that many were released, which they often show on Instagram I highly recommend my followers check out that Instagram page. Each post is almost mind blowing.

Finally we have proof of such a book existing the only information I have on it are these photos